Yay, today is our 3 month anniversary. I can’t believe Zelda and I already made it through 3 months of Twi-blogging without one single serious argument. I feel like such an awful lot of exciting stuff has happened during that time. We decided to make a super special post when we reach the 6 months mark! Today we just tell you about all the crazy stuff people google when they end up on our blog. So here we go with Vol.3 of “How people found our blog when they were actually looking for something completely different”. Enjoy!
scene where jacob takes off his shirt: Uhm, you got to google this? I mean, Jacob takes off his shirt in about every single scene in New Moon… Honestly, I can hardly remember him wearing a shirt in this movie at all.
NOT part of an uncensored Chippendales video
uncensored chippendales video: The only time I can remember writing about the Chippendales was when I made jokes about Kellan’s “I’m wearing my old Chippendales uniform” photoshoot. So I’m sorry, but we do NOT have an uncensored Chippendales video here.
shaun robinson porn: Shaun Robinson? The woman I once called Queen of 2nd-hand-embarrassment? The one who did all those red carpet interviews at the New Moon premiere? The one who keeps constantly asking Taylor Lautner to take of his shirt? Hey Shaun, don’t forget: He’s seventeen, that’s only legal in Georgia. Just saying. Please let there NOT be any kind of porn featuring her. Cause if this was true I would probably die of 2nd-hand-embarrassment.
A little How to Dazzle Twiporn
top rated twiporn: I don’t know if you’d consider it top rated but we may or may not have made a little Twiporn here on How to Dazzle…
taylor lautner naked: This guy is only seventeen. That’s only legal in Georgia. So unless you don’t mind going to jail for Taylor you should wait for at least another eleven days. Okay, or you just photoshop yourself a few nice naked pics of him until february 11th…
jorts fashion: Oh yes, the wolfpack definitely brought back jorts. The new must have for the summer, for sure! So get your onld jeans out and cut them off. Done!
Sorry Gwyneth, but those shorts are NOT sexy
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leather shorts: Okay, we may have made a couple of jokes about leather pants. Especially red ones. But leather shorts? Why would anyone wear them? Honestly, I just googled it and they do NOT look sexy. At all. I found pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow, Ashley Greene, Mischa Barton and others wearing them. And they did not look good on ANY of those women / girls. Sorry to say.
www.arobsex.com: Okay honestly, I have no idea if this site actually exists. Cause no, I did not look it up. Cause I got the feeling that I don’t really wanna know what this is about. I think I can guess what I’ll find there… But why are so many people searching for porn / sex stuff and end up HERE? Of course if this was “A Rob sex” page I might reconsider my decision to not type it in and see what happens…
Please let there NOT be such a fanfic!
bella’s pregnancy fanfiction: How can anyone in their right mind google this? I HATE the Bella is pregnant with a monster baby part. (Have I said this enough already?) I think the birth scene is horrible. So why would anyone write fanfiction about it? And even worse, why should anyone want to read it? Whoever you are that found us by googling this, why don’t you just read a nice and decent (can you call any kind of fanfic decent?) fanfiction like… let’s say Wide Awake? And stop searching for insane Bella pregnant stuff. Please. Kthxbye.
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Off to try and get all those pregnant Bella’s out of my head
Saveyoursoul
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Honestly, why do so many people find us when they’re actually looking for porn / sex stuff? I have no idea! How did you find us? We would love to hear your How to Dazzle story. So please tell us by leaving a comment or (a little more private) send us an e-mail!
(images: google)
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