Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I see you

Do you ever feel like others can see right through you and know what you’re thinking?

Just when I’m savoring a problem in my mouth I realize that someone has an eye on me and without a word or gesture uncovers my thoughts-suddenly I’m naked with no place to hide. That’s when the rhythm or flow of free wil becomes disrupted and I question my logic, my wisdom, the plan.

Fall has come with a vengeance my toes are cold and the wind is howling outside my window. I’m desperately trying to get back in the rhythm, back to work and just be myself.

“be patient Junie, your best work comes in moments of grace”

live well,

xo-jj

Overload (Vitamin D)

Overload (Vitamin D)
[A First Person Perspective of a Portrait Subject]

I am the obese man. I am 47 years old. Every day, I live through the same shit; the only difference is the date on the calendar in my tiny cubicle; my tiny cubicle only fits my desk and chair; I lift the embarrassment that is called my stomach in my hands and shove myself in my tiny cubicle. In my youth, my schoolmates would call me names: “Hey, Fatso!” “Hey, Blimp!” “Hey, Whale!” “Hey, Lard Ass!” I’d slowly walk home with my head hung low as the other children pelted me with the desserts left over from their lunch boxes. When I’d get home, my divorcee mother would lock herself in her room, sobbing. I’d eat away our tears. Nothing has changed since then, besides the name calling. The names are now stares. The only thing I want to do when I get home is stand in the shower — naked, exposed. HOW MUCH OF ME DO YOU REALLY SEE?

Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Brown Haired Girl

For the most part I usually don’t put the make on older woman especially those who are either in there forties like myself or older. Preferring to chase after attractive young chicks in their twenties or early thirties. Though I’ve been known to actively pursue a sexual relationship with women as young as eighteen.

But this time as I sat alone at a table in the Denny’s restaurant on Highway forty-one I was compelled to make an exception. When one of the most sexually attractive woman that I had ever seen walked over to my table and asked politely if she might share it with me.

Explaining that she was a nonsmoker and since there wasn’t another table available in the nonsmoking section. She’d consider it a personal favor if I’d consent to share my table with her.

Of course being a gentleman as well as recognizing an opportunity to make a sexual conquest without needing to be bitten on the ass. I of course consented to share my table with her in order to take full advantage of this quite unexpected opportunity.

Now this brown haired goddess wasn’t a spring chicken of course but then neither am I. She was dressed rather simply in blue jeans and a pullover sweatshirt over which she’d pulled on a lightweight jacket. So it was quite clear that she had simply gone out for a bite to eat in order to avoid eating at home alone.

As I stood up and helped her take off her jacket I was able to discreetly get a good look at her well-rounded figure. Which was just as firm and trim as could be expected in a woman her age who had taken care of herself through diet and exercise. In spite of the fact that she’d lost the hourglass figure of her youth years earlier when she’d married and began to have children.

But what impressed me the most about her well toned figure was the fact that even through her breasts were the size of honeydew melons. They appeared to be just as firm as I’d expect if she were a good twenty years younger nor did they sag the least little bit.

Setting the @ Issue section of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that I’d been reading aside onto the table. I struck up a conversation with the lovely goddess after she’d settled herself and placed her order with the waitress.

Soon learning that her husband had left her for a younger woman a couple of months earlier. Of course he’d waited until the youngest of their three children had graduated from high school and moved out on his own. Then left her at home alone while he pursued a fling with a girl half his age in order to assuage his own mid life crisis and increasing sense of mortality.

Having  already noticed the tired and sad look about her eyes when she’d first sat down. It wasn’t difficult to see past the facade of pleasantness she projected and catch a glimpse of the loneliness she felt. So instead of picking my paper back up I allowed our conversation to drift where ever my quite unexpected tablemate wanted it to go.

I’d never seen myself as knight in shining armor hell bent on rescuing the princesses, I throughly enjoyed pursuing, from the dragons of life.  Preferring instead to seduce them into bed then moving on to the next conquest without attaching the ball and chain of commitment  to my leg.

Life is difficult enough as it is without having a woman around all the time who’d make me absolutely miserable with her constant nagging and complaining. Besides I enjoyed living  alone without the hassle of living with someone I’d have to answer too. Nor did I mind coming home to an empty nest, especially since I enjoyed writing, realizing that a woman would only interfere with my love affair with my computer.

The only bad thing about being single was that I never knew when my next lay would be nor who it would be with. Of course that allowed my sexual passions to build up making its eventual release that much more dramatic and enjoyable.

So it didn’t take long for me to decide that this goddess just might be worth pursuing. The explosive release of the pent up passions smoldering in her eyes would certainly be worth spending at least one night in bed with her. The trick would be to manipulate her into giving me access to her charms without letting her extract a lifetime of commitment from me.

Having learned early in life to apply the art of patience and subtly when it came to women. I was able to avoid the definite turn off by appearing too eager and desperate. Waiting until the opportunity of the right moment to make my move which came as we were getting up to leave.

When she’d first sat down the goddess had taken her cell phone out of her jacket pocket. Placing it onto the table beside her plate and between us. I couldn’t help but notice that it was the very same type of Nokia phone that I kept nestled in my pocket.

Nor was it very difficult to switch my phone with hers during the slight confusion of putting on our jackets. After we’d gathered up our things as we prepared to leave perhaps to never see each other again. I’d already decided to ask her for her phone number as we walked out to our cars. Hedging my bets by pretending to accidently taking her phone with me just in case she said no.

As it happened the brown haired goddess didn’t reject my request for her phone number out of hand. Giving me the definite impression that she’d like for me to call and ask her out on a date. So I was rather hopeful that the opportunity for a  dalliance between her thighs in the near future just might me in the cards after all.

My heart beat with anticipation as I watched her drive away and I walked over to my car. Wondering just how long it would be before she noticed that she had my phone in her pocket. I’d already decided that I’d call her myself in the morning if she didn’t call herself. In order to arrange a meeting at a neutral location to exchange our phones.

I needn’t have worried for just as I’d pulled up next to the mobile home where I lived with my wife and son. Her phone rang and I heard the laughter in her voice when I answered. At first she was reluctant to have me drive over to her apartment but I convinced her that I didn’t mind. So she gave me her address and directions which I wrote down in a notebook that I always carried with me. Just in case my muse decided to whisper a good idea in my ear when I wasn’t at home.

Since it was late and traffic was light it didn’t take long to get to her apartment. Parking my car I approached her door not quite knowing what to expect but fully prepared to go with the flow. Wether it led me to return home after we exchanged phones or to a dalliance in  her bed.

So when the brown haired goddess met me at her door dressed in a low cut and  full length silvery gown. That jacked up her breasts showing off the valley of her cleavage I knew that I was about to get lucky.

Noticing right off that she was one of those individuals who liked to keep her apartment fairly cool. Which wasn’t the least bit unpleasant especially since the coolness made her nipples hard. Nor could I keep from noticing how easily they poked through the thin and almost transparent fabric of her gown.

As we exchanged phones just inside her door I felt the lance of my manhood swell inside my slacks. With the desire to explore her wetness especially since she was a good head shorter than me. It was impossible to avoid the sight of her luscious cleavage, had I even wanted too, which had the effect of fully arousing me sexually.

Slipping my phone into my pocket I made myself look into her the depths of her eyes. The loneliness, unrequited passion and the desperate need to be wanted as a woman radiating from the depths of her feminine soul. Riveted me to the spot as time seemed to slow down and I began to notice just how her lips glistened with desire.

A moment later the brown haired goddess stood on her tiptoes as I cupped her face in my hands and kissed her. Flinging her arms about my neck she returned my kiss and her lips parted inviting me inside to taste of the sweetness of her mouth. Nor did I hesitate as she pressed her voluptuous  curves against my body as my fingers played with the silky tresses of her hair.

For quite some time we stood there kissing our tongues playing chase like children during recess on a school playground. Until at last I placed my hands on her shoulders and brushed the spaghetti straps of her gown off of her arms. With a soft rustle her gown fell to the floor in a silvery puddle around her ankles.

Sliding my hands down her back over her hips and the curves of her buttocks. We continued to kiss even as I slid my hands back up her sides and cupped the orbs of her breasts gently in my palms. Tenderly wrapping my fingers about each  orb while lightly rubbing her swollen nipples with my thumbs.

A low moan escaped her throat as the brown haired goddess  reached around to unbutton my shirt. Her hands were cool against my flesh as she traced circles around my nipples with her fingertips. Which responded to her delicate touch by becoming stiff and hard as she teased them with her lips and tongue.

A moment later my shirt and jacket joined her gown on the floor even as I reached down between her thighs. Sliding my fingers thru the silky fur of her pubic hair and over her mound  she moaned once more when I pushed her labia lips apart. Then shuttered when I inserted two fingers inside her wetness  and began to lightly rub the nub of her clitoris.

“Oh my god…” she moaned still clinging to me as she climaxed.

Suddenly the brown haired goddess sank to her knees before me and unfastened my pants. Then in one fluid motion pulled them down about my ankles releasing my swollen manhood from its prison.

Now it was my turn to moan as she teased my little head with her tongue drawing my shaft into the round O of her mouth. God she was just so good as she sucked my manhood while sliding it in and out of her mouth. While my fingers  played with her hair as I stood there in front of her. Nearly helpless as my manhood steadily built up towards the best climax I’d ever come close to having.

No other woman who’d given me head had ever done it so well and I was sorely tempted to let her continue until I exploded inside her mouth. But she wasn’t on her period and I really wanted to deposit my seed inside her womb where it would do the most good. Or damage depending on ones point of view should as a result of our mating conceive a child.

So before it was too late to stop the dam from breaking I pulled the brown haired goddess back to her feet. Picking her up in my arms she wrapped her legs about my waist and her arms around my neck. As I carried her over to the sofa in her living room and laid her down on her back and mounted her.

Reaching down between my legs I grasped my lance and guided it to the O of her wetness. As soon as the tip of my little head penetrated her with one firm thrust I pushed my throbbing cock all the way inside her.

“Oooooo…” she cried out when she felt herself spread open for the first time since her husband had left her for another woman.

It had been awhile since I’d had a woman myself so as soon as I felt my shaft enter her vagina. I surrendered all restraint to the pleasure of the moment thrusting my manhood in and out of her as hard as I could.

Too busy moaning and showering my face and neck with kisses to protest my roughness. As I held her down and grabbed her breasts  bunching them together against my chest  until I could feel her nipples pressing against my skin.

“Please don’t stop!” she begged as wave after wave of a multiple orgasm surged through her body.

Quite happy to oblige I continued to rock my hips back and forth sliding my lance in and out of her pussy long after I’d ejaculated. Throughly enjoying each time my penis pulsed even through it didn’t have any more sperm available to impregnate her with at the moment.

Until at last I had to rest and collapsed on top of the brown haired goddess exhausted and out of breath. Resting my head on her chest I could hear her heart beating rapidly as her breasts rose and fell each time she inhaled and exhaled.

Since I worked hard to keep my body in tiptop shape it wasn’t long before I stopped panting. Raising my head I looked once more into the depths of her eyes and smiled as I pressed my mouth to her lips.

A little flushed but otherwise none the worse for wear I sensed that she was still hungry for more. When her lips parted as she hungrily returned my kiss. Climbing to my feet once more I picked her up and cradled her in my arms and carried her to her bedroom.

Where after laying her on the bed I joined with her once more making love until just before dawn. When I quietly left her side in order to retrieve my clothes and make good my escape before she woke up and begged me to stay.

Friday, September 25, 2009

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Karina Smirnoff Goes Naked In New PETA Ad

 Karina Smirnoff bares all in a new PETA ad.

USA Today reports that the Dancing With The Stars stunner, 31 – who just called off her engagement to Maksim Chmerkovskiy — appears in the “I’d Rather Dance Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. The ad was shot by celebrity photographer Robert Sebree.

“I did wear fur, especially when I was growing up in the Ukraine,” she says.

She says stopped wearing it after seeing video footage of baby seals who were killed for their skins.

It’s cruel “when we take advantage of an innocent animal that cannot defend herself,” she says.

Adds Smirnoff,  ”There are ways of being warm and being fashionable without being cruel.” 

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

<a href="http://www.thinkaloo.com/ideas/view/view_idea.php?id=1707">What do you think of this skirt?</a>

I apologize for the brutal honesty on my first thought which was, is that FCUK or what? But then I noticed the panties, which are a sign that the girl is Not a total exhibitionist! Not being a total exhibitionist is a display of modesty and we should respect that. It was I who didn’t get the humor that these were prints on the skirts and Not see-thru skirts. It’s my fault. Even if I had see-thru vision and could see through the print, people would still call ME the pervert for using my vision. The girl was so modest to pick a skirt to wear, she so restrained herself from going out wearing panties only. But what about the real question in everyone’s mind:

http://www.thinkaloo.com

Monday, September 21, 2009

91-Year Old Naked Man Stops Home Invasion

Lake Worth, Florida authorities said a naked 91-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived.

Robert E. Thompson jumped out of bed early Saturday when his dog starting growling and attacking the intruder. He said he got his revolver and went out back to let the guy know how he felt about home invaders.

Thompson, a World War II veteran, said he didn’t even notice he was standing outside in the dark without any clothes on.

Authorities arrived to find a drunk intruder being held outside by a naked homeowner.

The 26-year-old intruder was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a burglary charge.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

9/20/09- I dreamt of nakedness, I thought of you

I don’t remember every detail… But I remember a lot…

I was on these streets. Going… Somewhere? I don’t remember if I knew where I was going at the time. At every stoplight, I would see gangsters I knew from my 1st block class. They were either driving on car frames, or they were riding on wagons. Whatever they were doing, I could see their whole bodies on vehicles. They both wore blue shirts, but the blues were different. The first guy wore a shirt that was a normal shade of blue, like the typical blue crayon. The second guy wore a cyan and white striped polo.

I ended up at my destination, which seemed to be an orchestra concert of some sort. I couldn’t find my instrument in a pile of other instruments (by the way, my violin case in real life is an electric blue colour). I thought at the time someone had stolen it, because they didn’t like me. Until then, I picked up this “contrabass” and started playing it. Only this “contrabass” was a cello, with an e string. I played “Oasis of Basses” by Richard Meyer. I knew the fingerings were completely wrong, but the notes came out right. When everyone had obtained their instruments, I saw my case, which was electric blue (it is in real life too). I put the “contrabass” back and got my instrument.

I don’t remember if I took my instrument out, but I remember the next dream segment.

It was some search. A treasure hunt, maybe? I was with Bethany and Jasmine (who I never hang out with). We somehow ended up at my house, in my room. I needed to use the restroom. Just as I turned the knob to the bathroom door, I realised someone was in there and stopped. I told the other two about what had happened. Jasmine decided to check who was peeing. She opened the door and laughed. It turns out she had peeped on George (who’s a huge player and has had sex with Jasmine before).
Somehow, we all ended up naked in my shower, giggling. It seemed funny at the time. George didn’t do anything to us, thank goodness. I thought in my head “This is weird that Cody won’t be the first guy I see naked in a shower” (Cody’s my current “limerent object”, and he’s been that for 3 years. It’s a one sided love on my part…). I suddenly felt awkward and uncomfortable.

I was back outside, running, looking for an escape or something. I see Morgan and a fence. Beyond the fence, I see my on-and-off friend (also my ex) and some of my other friends. I start climbing up this fence. Morgan joins me. I get to the top. I start having difficulties getting over and down, until Morgan shows me an easy way to get over. I thank her, and make my way down. On the way, I decide to jump down. I remember a lot of grey…

I woke up, feeling uncomfortable and unpleasant.

…. Whoa. Wha?

I went to www.dreammoods.com and looked up specific signs, just to see what the hell is happening to me. I got a lot of mixed stuff. The nakedness part in particular, as it says:

Naked
To dream that you are naked, denotes the fear of being found out and exposed about your activities and misjudgment.

To dream that you suddenly discover your nudity and are trying to cover up, signifies your vulnerability to a situation.
To see a naked person in your dream and you are disgusted by it, signifies some anxiety about discovering the naked truth about that person or situation. It may also foretell of an illicit love affairs, loss of prestige and scandalous activities. On the other hand, if you are accepting about another’s nudity, then it implies that you see through people and accept them for who and what they are. If you do not care about someone else’s nudity, then it suggests that you need to learn not to be afraid of rejection.

The nakedness in my dream… At first I didn’t care. Which makes this interpretation interesting, because I am absolutely afraid of being rejected by the boy I like, Cody. I’d rather die slowly than have him awkward around me.
After I thought about Cody, I accepted the nudity, then felt awkward and disgusted at myself for being naked around another guy besides the one I like. Does this mean that I can accept him, flaws and all, but I won’t be looking forward to seeing his flaws?

I’m not a good dream interpreter. I’d rather have a professional examine this for me.
Tell me your dreams. Someone interpret mine, or direct me to good dream dictionary sites.

I will update this post with more of my own interpretations later.

Until next dream I happen to remember.

-Izzy

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Naked Ambitions of three men who came up 'short'.

It’s not everyday you get to answer a loud knock on your door to discover two naked men and another wearing shorts, holding a camera. It’d be nice to say it never happened. Nicer still to say that my 13 year old daughter and her three young female friends had not been exposed to these hideous creeps with their pathetic shortcomings displayed. But sadly, that’s 8.55pm in a an expensive Sydney suburb on a saturday night.

I have been trying to do some figuring in my mind. My brain is searching for a possible link to a time when some genetic mutation had a thought that being naked in front of 13 year old girls was actually funny. And how three men could conspire to do such a thing without at least one of them questioning that maybe they were fucking mutant losers… but that is not in the make up of fucking mutant losers I suppose.

Hey, it could have been worse. These guys could have kicked me over and attacked the girls. They could have also knocked on the doors of a handful of elderly neighbours and perhaps frightened them to death, literally.

The police arrived about 8 minutes after these mutants were reported. And naturally, they were long gone… make that ’short’ gone. My greater sensibility says I should forgive and forget. But hey, screw it… I hope these fuckers have a miserable life and wish them no success, no fortune and a life filled with the torment they inflict on others, multiplied by their grand mothers age!

And you thought I could not be a bastard anymore?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Perched Upon His Lap

Upon the curves of his wittle lap

his wife’s baby sister

perched like a bird inside a cage

unfastened the buttons

holding together her silk blouse

unclasped the lacy cups

of her Victoria Secrets brassiere

both of which she slid

down the curves of her long arms

letting go of her clothes

behind her back she dropped em

onto the floor where they

lay in a tiny puddle of silky fabric

soundlessly out of the way

out of mind and utterly forgotten

not all that very long ago

around the curves of her sister’s

unfaithful beau’s neck

tightly she wrapped both her arms

gently pulled his face

downward into the luscious valley

of her delicious cleavage

lying quietly between the ripe orbs

of the mountain range

and mammary glands of her breasts

Sunday, September 13, 2009

I have some secrets to share

This summer I’ve taken lots of photos with Cheese, Linux’s answer to Apple’s Photobooth.

Here are some of my faves:

In no particular order

Clever Ben Sells Headbutts Giant Beer Bottle, Survives! This girl… Giddy up? V V Nips HANDANCE Cattitude Yo Joyce! Emote

Pairing Off

Angelic Aw ? I make this face occasionally.

The things I do

I get predatory when I drink. Look at that!

A less interesting but wordier-and-therefore-more-suited-to-my-intent blog post is on its way, but this should placate my 2.4 readers for a few days.

Do enjoy!

[Via http://morningcrafter.wordpress.com]

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Don't turn off the lights

What’s so sexy about turning off the lights?

I’m watching this crappy movie — “Weekend at Bernie’s” — for a couple minutes. The only reason I didn’t skip right by it was because Mary Catherine Stewart had a very nice, low-cut outfit on proving that small-chested women can be very sexy.

She’s getting friendly on the couch with the guy and he reaches back to turn off the light. WHY? If I were him, when I looked down I’d want a good view of what she’s got under that low-cut top. Once I got her clothes off I’d want to see every bit of her beautiful body.

I mean, what the heck fun is it to grope around in the dark?

This is the big problem I’ve had with the wife … forever. Maybe that’s part of her problem. Does she want the lights off because if she can’t see what’s going on it lessens her perceived involvement in the whole thing? Hmm. Maybe that’s not something I should be trying to analyze too much.

Here’s the one good thing about the wife ALWAYS being too tired for sex in the evening. About 75% of the time we do it Saturday morning. The kid always sleeps in until 10 a.m. With the sun up I get a full view of the action.

A beautiful woman is a creature to be appreciated, especially naked. Do women lack such an appreciation for the naked male? For me there’s no comparison. There’s nothing so wonderful as the female form. Men, even ripped ones, don’t measure up.

For me, there’s nothing more UNromantic than turning off the lights.

[Via http://randyhubby.wordpress.com]

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Lady Gaga Naked

Here she is you tit-mongers.

I don’t understand it.  Whatever this bitch does, it’s considered “art”.  Right, you get a Japanese dude to put your busted face on camera, squeeze your tits together with electrical tape and and splash paint everywhere and call it art?  I’ve taken shits that make me think more than these stupid photos do.

Hit the jump for the NSFW photos

Link to NSFW Gaga Nude Photos

[Via http://procrastibate.wordpress.com]

Mali Siya

Maganda ang naging araw ko ngayon dahil sa SOC SCI 3. Nag-aminan na ng dapat aminin at kahit kung tutuusi’y first time four meetings lang naman, nagugulat pa din ako na nagagawa naming mag-lantad ng mga bagay na hindi naman sinasabi kaagad.

Introduce yourself as a sexual being. May mga babaeng umamin na nagkakacrush sa kapwa babae, may babae na umamin na nagka-girlfriend pero may boyfriend na ngayon, may mga babae na hindi matiyak kung ano ang status nila sa relasyon (it’s complicated), may mga babae na one-of-the-boys at alam ang mga kalokohan ng mga kaibigan nilang lalaki, may babae na hindi naging valedictorian dahil nahuli siyang may porn videos sa cellphone (cellphone ng pinsan niya, by the way, nadala niya lang sa school), pero sabi nga ni Sir, thank God na walang babaeng nagsabing sexually experienced siya (nagbago daw pananaw ni Sir mula nung naging Ama siya eh).

May mga lalaki na kahanga-hanga ang moralidad sa paraang open-minded, may lalaking umamin na hindi alam kung lalaki siya pero hindi siya na-a-attract sa babae at may picture siya ng favorite male porn star niya sa bulsa/wallet (sadly crush ko siya dati), may lalaking umamin na bisexual siya with sexual experience from both genders at ang last hit niya was January (best buddy ko yun sa klase), mayron ding sexually experienced with his girlfriend, may lalaking umamin na fantasy ang makitang naghahalikan ang dalawang babae, may lalaki (o bading?) na sinabi na “pekpek” ang tawag niya sa mga kaibigan niya dahil “cute yung tunog”, may mga lalaking nagsabing nanonood sila ng porn (laos na), may UP Film foreign student na umaming ang unang proyekto niya ay gumawa ng porn at may sexual experience siya outside ng kanyang relationship (matanda na siya, 27y/o) at remarkably sabi ni Prof, walang nagsabi na homophobic sila.

Isa nga sa nagshare ay kaibigan ko. Noon nagbibiruan kami kung ano malamang ang pag-iintroduce na gagawin namin at nagulat ako na iyon mismo ang shinare niya. Dahil sabay kami papunta sa next class namin (CS ako EEE siya tapat lang), napag-usapan namin ang ginawa niya. Natural, na-expect na niya ang kakaibang reaksyon ng mga kaklase, ang katahimikan pati na rin ang ngiti. At noong sinasabi niya yun hindi ko din alam kung pano siya haharapin pagkatapos ng klase dahil gusto ko namang malaman niya na hindi naman nagbago ang tingin ko (in essence, oo. Pero friend ko siya at it’s not like magiging isa ako sa experience niya kaya para sa’kin okay lang. Nakakatuwa nga na inamin niya dahil madalas ay tinatago ang bagay na yun). Nag-usap kami ng matino habang naglalakad.

Dahil sa pagiging open at honest ng klase, tila nagtataka ako kung bakit may tinatago pa tayong sikreto, mga deep-dark secrets na ikinahihiya sa iba. Hindi ko ma-explain ang biglang phenomena na bumalot sa akin (o amin) dahil parang bumalik kami sa Garden of Eden na “hubad” at walang tinatago. Biglang napakadali na mag-share ng istorya at personal na isyu kahit gaano pa kabigat o kakaiba dahil kahit tumawa at pumalakpak ang klase ay alam mong hindi nagbabago ang tingin nila sa’yo at instead ay hinahangaan ka pa, o nakaka-relate sila sa iyong kwento. Nawala na ang pagka-taboo ng sex at sexuality sa loob ng isang silid. Parang bumalik kami sa pagiging bata na nagkekwentuhan lang ng mga bagay na tinutuklas namin. Tila hindi ko nakita yung sense na “kasalanan” ayon sa simbahan ang mga ibinahagi namin tungkol sa sekswalidad. Parang pagkatapos ng klase, hindi na ako takot magbahagi ng mga parte ng aking sarili na ipinauubaya ko na lang sa diary para mapag-usapan. Parang hindi na ganoon kahirap ang magsabi ng mga confidential na bagay.

Habang nasa loob pa kami ng silid, habang SOC SCI 3 ang subject namin, at habang kami-kami ang magkakaklase, parang ligtas kami mula sa konserbatibo o mapang-husgang mga mata ng mga serpyente ng lipunan. Mga serpyenteng tutuksuhin ka hanggang magdulot ng isang malaking kahihiyan. Sa semestreng ito, kami ay nasa Paraiso.

[Via http://samee27.wordpress.com]

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Speed Painting at Griptonite Games

Naughty naughty Priscilla. I haven’t blogged any art in forever! And just because I haven’t been blogging it, doesn’t mean I haven’t been doing it!

So my contract at Griptonite ended… well, actually it ended a while now, but it just dawned on me that i made a lot of personal work whilst my stay. I have to hand it to their art team. They are really really motivated to work on personal art all the time. Each week there was 2 sketch lunches, 1 life drawing session and 1 speed painting session. Here, since i currently, only have access to the speed paintings I did, I thought I should share.. even the crappy ones.. perhaps you’ll see growth in them. Some are wins, and some are… ewww.. not wins.

Anyway, here’s some of the speed painting i did. The rules were you got 1 hour or less to make a painting derived from a topic given.

Mad Max Theme



Zombies or Werewolves

Dracula in his Lair

80’s Cartoon Hero

World Domination

Dark Knight (WoW comp)

Alien Fashion Show

Valentine

Calm after the Storm

Arch Enemies

Nightmare

One of the 7 deadly Sins (envy)

Unusual Athletes

Infected Colony

Robots in the Performing Arts

A Park designed by Tesla

“He Approached Her Knowing They Had the Same Fashion Sense”

Boxer of the Universe

“Penguins Can’t Fly!!!”

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Dream Blog: 9/7/2009 The Lost Doctor

So wow I have been having some crazy dreams lately so I decided to write them down and why not where ALL the world can see in a blog? That would be correct! Last night wasn’t as crazy as some I had before this month but was kind of odd.

It started out with me and David Tenant Doctor Who on The Island  from Lost. Yeah I know all ready you are thinking odd, but wait there is more. David Tenant is the tenth Doctor but he started out dressed like Christopher Destro who played the Ninth Doctor( Yeah I know it is not his name. Just a running joke with me and my friend cause I can’t say his last name.) Anyway, we were on the island, The Doctor and me, and we found a hatch I guess. Inside the room was full of people, and they were all frantic.  We were trying to see what was going on but no one would talk to use but one guy. He told us that we all had to die to get out of this room because it was about to fill with water and somehow the doors were sealed.

Well eventually after more conversation I do not remember all that well, the room started filling with water and everyone just freaked out, wouldn’t you? Well the water started filling the room and oddly I remember it being COLD.  Well eventually everyone just accepted it and let the water take them but I was very against drowning. So As the last bit of water started to overtake everyone I found a small inflatable raft thing and somehow I used that to breath while I watched everyone drown. I offered the air to people but they would not take it and I was left all alone while everyone drowned. As dreams do I moved on and was suddenly waking up in the room and everyone was alive and coughing up water except me because I was breathing and not dead.

The guy found me and looked very mad and told me I had cheated! I remember asking him how living is cheating and he was not forthcoming on the answers to that one and stormed away.  The room had changed because we all came up on the beach from the island on Lost and I started laughing because I suddenly realized I was dreaming as I very clearly remember thinking “Wait Lost is a TV show.” Then everyone is introducing themselves and Charlie walks up and I was very sad, cause he died in the show.  Suddenly we all had to go protest something and along the way people started realizing this was the beginning of Lost and Charlie was going to die. I had to silence them cause again that made me sad. There was more. Like someone was racing a firetruck around on the beach doing flips and figure eights with it. The protest was disrupted by an explosion. The doctor changed his clothes into the tenth doctor outfit and then disappeared.

It has been a few hours so I forgot a lot of it. Wish I could interrupted dreams. I am sure that drowning and cheating thing means something.  Anyway off to work, have an awesome day!

[Via http://tomnickles.wordpress.com]

Terry Rodgers

Back on my art sh*t.  Below are works by Terry Rodgers.  Dude’s sh*t is crazy!  Mr. Rodgers has a very imaginative mind and an obvious liking of the young, nubile body.  Since I’m tying to keep this blog halfway smut-free (notice I only said halfway), here’s a PG preview of dude’s work.

(Yes, that is Paris Hilton in the left corner.)

So now that you’ve got your little preview on, I know you want more.  Check under the fold to see his paintings of butt-a$$ naked people.  (The people want smut, I’ll give’em smut!!!  YAKWII can provide that.)

HA, YOU’RE A PERV!!!

(I crack myself up!)

but as promised…..

via TerryRodgers.com & Yatzer.com

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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Shirtless Saturday: Naked Chubby Bears In Gain Detergent With Febreze Ads

My favorite advertising website, AdsOfTheWorld, has posted an unbelievable set of ads from Gain Detergent With Febreze.  Now if only that detergent does truly remove people’s clothings, especially on such fantabulous big men…

"Please, God, don't let that guy order the 'naked burly chef served only with rye and mayo'... again!"

Ads Of The World

Lady was found OD'ed on Orange Gatorade for forgetting to stop drinking while on an exercise bike...

Ads Of The World

[Via http://bearmythology.net]

Locus #1 - Review

Issue: Locus #1

Writer: Adam Black

Artist: Adam Black

Letters: Adam Black

Publisher: Monsters and Nekkid Ladies

Release Date: July 2008

Pages: 24

Price: $4.50

“Issue one begins the first three-issue story arc, in which a half-human, half-succubus girl named Locus tracks down the first of her father’s killers–a man named Loco, holed up in a bar in the middle of the Arizona desert. But is Loco more than he appears to be?

A half-succubus, half-human girl with a cursed sword and a foul mouth. An invisible, inhuman killer she calls “Uncle Spook”. Werewolves. Vampires. Necromancers. Succubi. And more. So much more. Welcome to the world of Locus. Locus is an ongoing horror series broken up into three-issue stories full of Boobs, Blood and Bad Language ™. If you’re weary of all the tired old horror-movie cliches, then Locus is what you’ve been looking for. “

Artwork: 4.0 out of 5

The pages in this issue are nice and crisp. The characters look great and I love the style. Each panel is fresh and very easy to follow. It kinda reminds me of a mix of some early Shadowline Image work. I think that the issue looks great and the coloring is spot on. Awesome job.

Story: 3.8 out of 5

The story is very good for a first issue. A nice way to introduce the characters and throw in the bit of backstory needed. I liked the way the book played out while we learned everything through a discussion with two unknown characters. The interactions were good and the story moved at a nice pace.

Dying Breath: 4.0 out of 5

I like what is going on here so far. I think issue #1 really did a great job of introducing the cast and moving the story forward. The issue looks great and I can easily see myself checking out more. This one really has that 90’s feel to me, which is good, because it brings me back to when I got into comics. Love it!

If you would like to buy Locus you can get it here at indyplanet.com

For more info on the series and the creator you can go to http://www.monstersandnekkidladies.com/

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