Sunday, January 31, 2010

Scott Brown Has No Regrets About Cosmo Nude Photo

Massachusetts Senator-elect Scott Brown says he has “no regrets” about posing nude for a 1982 Cosmopolitan magazine photo spread. 

In an exclusive “This Week” interview, Brown told Barbara Walters “you have to have a sense of humor about yourself,” and links the centerfold to many of his successes that came later in life.  “If I hadn’t done that… I never would have been sitting here with you.  It’s all connected,” Brown told Walters.

An unknown law student at the time, Brown said the magazine appearance put him in the company of such stars as Burt Reynolds, Arnold Schwarzenegger and David Hasselhoff, who had also posed for the magazine.  

Asked how he would react if his daughters ever wanted to pose nude, Brown said he’d “leave it up to their discretion”.

Brown said he hopes there’s no double standard that might apply to a woman politician who had been photographed nude in her past. “If someone is qualified to do the job, they should be able to do it, regardless of what they’ve done in their past,” Brown said.

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Finding our lovely Blog via Google Vol.3

Yay, today is our 3 month anniversary. I can’t believe Zelda and I already made it through 3 months of Twi-blogging without one single serious argument. I feel like such an awful lot of exciting stuff has happened during that time. We decided to make a super special post when we reach the 6 months mark! Today we just tell you about all the crazy stuff people google when they end up on our blog. So here we go with Vol.3 of “How people found our blog when they were actually looking for something completely different”. Enjoy!

scene where jacob takes off his shirt: Uhm, you got to google this? I mean, Jacob takes off his shirt in about every single scene in New Moon… Honestly, I can hardly remember him wearing a shirt in this movie at all.

NOT part of an uncensored Chippendales video

uncensored chippendales video: The only time I can remember writing about the Chippendales was when I made jokes about Kellan’s “I’m wearing my old Chippendales uniform” photoshoot. So I’m sorry, but we do NOT have an uncensored Chippendales video here.

shaun robinson porn: Shaun Robinson? The woman I once called Queen of 2nd-hand-embarrassment? The one who did all those red carpet interviews at the New Moon premiere? The one who keeps constantly asking Taylor Lautner to take of his shirt? Hey Shaun, don’t forget: He’s seventeen, that’s only legal in Georgia. Just saying. Please let there NOT be any kind of porn featuring her. Cause if this was true I would probably die of 2nd-hand-embarrassment.

A little How to Dazzle Twiporn

top rated twiporn: I don’t know if you’d consider it top rated but we may or may not have made a little Twiporn here on How to Dazzle…

taylor lautner naked: This guy is only seventeen. That’s only legal in Georgia. So unless you don’t mind going to jail for Taylor you should wait for at least another eleven days. Okay, or you just photoshop yourself a few nice naked pics of him until february 11th…

jorts fashion: Oh yes, the wolfpack definitely brought back jorts. The new must have for the summer, for sure! So get your onld jeans out and cut them off. Done!

Sorry Gwyneth, but those shorts are NOT sexy

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leather shorts: Okay, we may have made a couple of jokes about leather pants. Especially red ones. But leather shorts? Why would anyone wear them? Honestly, I just googled it and they do NOT look sexy. At all. I found pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow, Ashley Greene, Mischa Barton and others wearing them. And they did not look good on ANY of those women / girls. Sorry to say.

www.arobsex.com: Okay honestly, I have no idea if this site actually exists. Cause no, I did not look it up. Cause I got the feeling that I don’t really wanna know what this is about. I think I can guess what I’ll find there… But why are so many people searching for porn / sex stuff and end up HERE? Of course if this was “A Rob sex” page I might reconsider my decision to not type it in and see what happens…

Please let there NOT be such a fanfic!

bella’s pregnancy fanfiction: How can anyone in their right mind google this? I HATE the Bella is pregnant with a monster baby part. (Have I said this enough already?) I think the birth scene is horrible. So why would anyone write fanfiction about it? And even worse, why should anyone want to read it? Whoever you are that found us by googling this, why don’t you just read a nice and decent (can you call any kind of fanfic decent?) fanfiction like… let’s say Wide Awake? And stop searching for insane Bella pregnant stuff. Please. Kthxbye.

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Off to try and get all those pregnant Bella’s out of my head

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Honestly, why do so many people find us when they’re actually looking for porn / sex stuff? I have no idea! How did you find us? We would love to hear your How to Dazzle story. So please tell us by leaving a comment or (a little more private) send us an e-mail!

(images: google)

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

Sex Calendar 2010

SEX Bombshells Exclusive Calendar 2010

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Vice Guide to Liberia part 6 of 8 | The Vice Guide to Travel | VBS.TV

Today we meet General Butt-Naked, a Liberian ex-warlord turned Evangelist preacher. Famed for sending his child-soldiers into battle wearing nothing but their shoes, Joshua Blahyi (that’s his real name by the way) has killed over 30, 000 people and would often drink the blood of an innocent child as a pre-battle ritual.

In this chapter he shows Shane and the guys how he has turned his life around and the work he does to help rehabilitate former child soldiers.

Watch here.

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More pictures of Jenny from "Frank The entertiner...In A Basement Affair"

By popular demand, here are some more pictures that have surfaced of Jenny from Vh1’s Frank The Enterainer….In A basement Affair. These are probbably the clasiest photos I’ve seen any VH1 girl do.

Judge for yourself.

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

princess lover dvd specials 4 [ecchi]

Ecchi

Other screenshots

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Day 75 (1/19/10): Hops & Barely

Say what you want about my smoking and my drinking, but I have one thing usually going for me in the pro column. I’m pretty damn punctual, most of the time. Due to a lack of sleep and an excess of drinking, my head does, however, fail me on occasion. Which is why at 6pm I was running to a subway, and frantically/apologetically texting Christi that I was going to be late. Now I wasn’t entirely too broken up about the fact that this girl would be pissed that I was late, it was that at 6:30, the drink specials ended and prices doubled.

Not only this, but when I do arrive, Kelly has not secured prime location. She tells me she’s by the door, and I almost immediately want to completely blow her off, but I was late so I suppose it was my due payback. I grab us a pitcher, but part of me doesn’t even want to be there because I hate a crowded bar, and I hate waiting for drinks, hence the pitcher.  We talk and I’m staring mostly at the beer, and she more than likely assume I was staring at her chest.  I think we both failed each other’s tests. Me with my rare bout of unpunctuality, her with her bar location. She had limited options, but a pretty girl can get away with anything at a bar.

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I posed naked in '85 too

Actually I wasn’t born in ‘85 but that was our trivia team name tonight.  Other teams: “Martha CHOKEley,” “Cock Brown,” and “I didn’t want universal health care anyway.”

Seriously though, along with the Massachusetts I thought I knew I was pretty bummed yesterday when I watched the previously unthinkable outcome of our special election to fill Ted Kennedy’s senate seat.  Yes, I know it’s not “Ted Kennedy’s seat, it’s the people’s seat.”  None the less, the people elected Ted Kennedy–the liberal lion of the senate–to sit in that seat for a long time.  I was never a huge Coakley fan (I voted for Capuano… though I wasn’t obsessed with him either), but I am a huge Obama fan and I was pretty sure that a republican win in Massachusetts would pretty much spell disaster for his agenda.  So, I proudly voted for Coakley–who’s campaign I never really got excited about–as a way of supporting Obama.  Plus, she could have been the first female senator from Massachusetts, which would have been exciting as well.  Obviously, things did not go down that way, but while I was initially devastated I am starting to see things differently.

After a night of taking a step back and thinking about what really happened I’ve come to two simple conclusions.  First, contrary to my initial reaction, it is unclear what this will do to the Health Care bill.  There seems to be a possibility that a “stripped down” “bipartisan” bill could still pass.  While such a bill would not represent “sweeping” health care reform, it would still count as a first step, which is more than the last bunch of presidents were able to accomplish.  Second, while many see this outcome as a political disaster for President Obama (my first reaction as well), I think it may actually present him with some big political opportunities.  As he has already acknowledged in his interview on ABC today (which I thought was a great first step), “The people of Massachusetts spoke… the same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office.”  Instead teaming up with the democrats who want to rush a health care vote before Brown is sworn in, Obama is doing what great leaders do: taking a step back, acknowledging what the people had to say, re-evaluating the situation and looking for a way to move forward.  This election result, which seems to be a referendum on health care, the democrats, and Obama, could represent an opportunity for a change in Obama’s agenda.  Now that the super majority is gone, Obama may have to really “reach across the isle” and become a more compromising president, which won’t help him with the left wing of the democratic party, but could help him with independents and maybe some republicans.  In other words, if the democrats had him on some sort of “leash,” that leash is no longer there because “the people have spoken,” and the democrats can no longer claim a public “mandate” to pass whatever they want.  Maybe, just maybe, they’ll be forced to be a little more creative in their bill writing and a little more bipartisan in their approach to the issues we face.  That’s not necessarily bad, right?  Of course, I’m being somewhat naive, but Obama already seems to be heading in that direction.

As always, David Brooks wrote a great analysis of the situation at NYTimes.com today.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

PIC PREVIEWS! Of MOAR SHO GLORIOUS NEKKID-NESS IN ANAN.

First there was AWESOMELEGALSHOPORN news, then my DREAMSOFNUDESHO CAME TRUE~, and now…

I THINK I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN.

WHERE IN HEAVEN THERE IS ONLY ME, SHO, AND NO CLOTHES.

UH HUH.


WARNING: THE IMAGES BELOW ARE 100% ABSOLUTELY NOT CHILD-FRIENDLY; THEY WILL KILL YOUR VIRGIN EYES, THEY WILL GIVE YOU WET, DIRTY IMAGINATIONS, AND THEY ARE SOSOSO HOT YOU WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. NO JOKE.

And before you proceed, please play either this song or this song to suit the mood. 8D


Sakurai Sho

Sakurai Sho

OH GOD, YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD NOT EFFIN’ TAKE MY EYES OFF THE ASS AND THE CROTCH.

AND I’M DISTURBED BY THE FACT THAT IF THE JEANS GO ANY LOWER……

Excuse me while I clean the blood off my laptop.


* All thanks to Sukihime for the heads up on the full-fledged pr0n. YOU. ROCK. PERIOD. 8D
** Original images are from here and here.
*** The face is half-censored by the original poster to avoid being taken down by Johnny’s. Smart move.

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Dream

I lived in love like a second skin
in which, bare before the world,
I was smooth and hard as brown marble.

One night I dramed of snakes,
of shedding papery skin, of tearing
translucent scales from my eyes

in order to grow. But today
I felt like a crab in a spiny shell,
longing to swim free, to scurry

naked along the ocean floor,
to risk being swallowed by a fish,
to lose myself in the merging

with the multitudes in blessed warmth.
I snatched a shrew from the cat,
too late, and held him over the toilet

head down like the infant Achilles.
In he went, as I stared into the swirling
until I was gone.

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

MTV's 'Jersey Shore' Star Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley willing to strip down and pose nude

BY Jacob E. Osterhout
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Anything you can do, I can do better.

That’s “Jersey Shore” star Jenni (J-Woww) Farley’s mantra — at least when it comes to stripping for the glossies.

A week after cast member Pauly Delvecchio announced that he’d pose nude for Playgirl, his housemate on the hit MTV reality show has admitted that she also would pose nude for a magazine shoot.

“If Playboy approached me and the price was right, I’d totally do it,” J-Woww, 23, told E! Online. “Yeah, for sure!”

Of course, J-Woww can’t compete when it comes to the downstairs jewelry department. In the very first episode of the reality show, Pauly D revealed that his manhood is pierced.

“I didn’t tell anyone about my piercing,” he said, “but I’m not shy.”

But not all the housemates feel comfortable shedding their clothes.

The ever-unpredictable Nicole (Snookie) Polizzi said she would never pose nude, despite the fact that she regularly stripped down to her skivvies in front of the show’s cameras.

Snookie believes she’s a more mature person now than when she and her fellow self-described “guidos” and “guidettes” filmed “Jersey Shore” in Seaside Heights, N.J., during the summer.

“When we walked into the house, I was a nut job. I had my freaking head chopped off,” she said. “I didn’t know what was going on, but now I’m, like, more aware.”

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

The power of naked

Here are the results of my survey of modern naked behaviour. This is not a scientific poll – it is a sounding.

Half of us sleep naked, to the despair of pajama manufacturers. Half of us walk naked around our own houses. Of those who have their own private swimming pools, 90 per cent swim in them naked.  Half the British population has stripped for a charity calendar.

Men and women are equally interested in nakedness – being naked and seeing other people naked. Half those studying bare breasts in The Sun every day are female.

There are some national differences: Britons are more repressed than Germans. There are no nude mixed saunas in UK health clubs or big London hotels, as far as I know, as there are in Germany.

But there is still plenty of nudity even in chilly Britain where we have naked bike rides (sounds uncomfortable), nude days at theme parks, lots of nude beaches, and mediatised nudity on a heroic scale.  Nude is no longer especially rude although exposure does not limit the potential for embarrassment. Perhaps this is the point.

Nudity is a subject of endless fascination for everybody – moral philosophers, psychologists, artists, editors – but it is a complicated subject. There is a place where nudity segues to perversity and becomes in itself a symptom of madness. What are we to make of all this flesh?

It is timely that Philip Carr-Gomm. a writer in Lewes, Sussex who specialises normally in the mystical and Druidic, should have authored A Brief History of Nudity (Reaktion Books, London, 2010).

Carr-Gomm believes that there has been a fundamental shift in attitudes towards nudity that began in the sixties – a shifting of the idea of nakedness from something perverted to something socially responsible and even heroic.

Even before the body scanners are rolled out to strip us all naked at the airport, this is the age of bare, he proposes. Perhaps. I’d propose that the Internet has had something to do with demystifying the human body of which there is no nook or cranny that is not a click away.  Yet is this really new?

The counter-argument, and Carr-Gomm makes it himself, is that human fascination with the nude is eternal. So technology has really changed nothing other than to make the nude prosaic and maybe slightly less interesting.

I am not certain whether nakedness is a serious subject to be lightly treated, or the opposite. Philip Carr-Gomm obviously isn’t completely sure, either because this is a serious and funny book that is amusing, informative, and naughty, even if it begs for a more comprehensive sequal. Read it naked.

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Good News For 2010 - Eric Is Completing His First Novel!

Yummy.

He is our naked one. Eric America has, after being asked by some agencies and one publisher, concentrated creative efforts on a work of fiction. We’ll announce the title and do an excerpt when he has chosen a publisher and agent to give the ok. Now some scores from around the world:

2

12 – 5

Love – 15

7

0

It is a wonderful day when you are able to dance within the hours by letting your mind wander into all of the places it shouldn’t when working or student(ing?) I have been unfortunate for a long time, and I thank all those who have written and helped boost our rankings on Blog Catalog while identifying with some of the emotions laid out in “Hide Our Smiles”. As many know, I am a a musician and a poet. Fiction-writing seemed like a marathon run where I would have to keep a consistent thread during the whole process. I didn’t see it being as fun as writing songs or poetry. I was wrong. I am having a great time slowly building characters and working on moving them through a gauntlet of sins. Stick around for the updates. We will have a party in NYC and maybe other cities to launch the book!

-NakedE

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Are Airport Scanners Generating Low-Grade Porn?

The proliferation of airport body scanners will spark a flurry of low-grade porn, internet conspiracy theorists claimed last week.

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But officials at Manchester Airport, where full body scanning is already due to be tested, have been quick to dismiss this as urban myth. Who to ignore?

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A number of websites have suggested it is a simple enough matter to transform the slightly abstract, solarised images currently taken by airport scanners and turn them into slightly fuzzed smut.

This was the story that started to appear last week on sites such as Prison Planet, and which has been gaining ground across the world by the usual process of internet osmosis.

Manchester’s officials have countered, pointing out that the images being bounced around the net as examples of the alleged threat to personal privacy are nothing like the images created by scanning – and that no images are ever saved within the system.

“There is simply no potential for images captured by the scanners to be reversed,” a spokesman stated. “This very much looks to be a scare story.

“Besides, images taken by the scanners are not ever saved to any form of permanent medium, so there is no scope for images to be played with in this way.”

The spokesman also confirmed that the scheme currently being piloted at Manchester airport will not involve the scanning of any children under the age of 18.

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Paris Hilton...That's Hot Model Photo Shoot!

I just sat here watching this video and had a brain storm.

I think Paris Hilton would be perfect for my Rachel Tornquist part in a movie.

She has the body and the look of Rachel, only with a short cropped red hair!

I think she would be able to pull it off, because she’s a writer too. :)

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Alex Meraz appreciation top ten list

Yesterday we swooned over Ashley Greene, today it’s one of the Twicast’s guys again. As it is Alex Meraz’s birthday I thought it would be great to dedicate him this post and put together all the things we appreciate about him.

Happy birthday Alex!

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Stuff we appreciate about Alex Meraz:

1. That he look like THIS in New Moon… and doesn’t wear a shirt:

2. That he takes a special photo just for us to tell us that he’s the REAL Alex Meraz on Twitter

3. That he tweets stuff like THIS and still makes us think “I bet even now you look a million times hotter than the guy next to me”:

4. That he makes fun of himself and even bothers to tell us that he bought a new kick-ass shirt and made the cashier laugh

5. That there are enough smokin’ hot pics of him out there to cure our eyes after we (accidently) looked at THIS:

6. That if you search hard enough you can find THOSE pics of him which make you feel either like a completely insane stalker or make you pretend you just got up and saw the following happen in your kitchen:

7. That he has an absolutely beautiful wife and a probably super sweet child but basically doesn’t talk about it at all so that we still got the feeling we could have him…

8. That he obviously stole Taylor’s Jacob-shirt on the New Moon set and let’s us know that it fits him WELL

9. That most of the time he looks like THIS so that we can make fantabulous Twiporn (sorry I wrote across the abs…):

10. That he gives answers like THAT when someone asks him what he would like to have for Christmas from Santa:

So that’s it. The Alex Meraz appreciation top ten list. Hope you liked it. And oh, hey Alex, I almost forgot to tell you: Check your mailbox! Cause in there is your present. You know, those super hot pics of me. Wearing a “Skinsuit”. Guess my invitation to your party got lost but hey, don’t worry! I’m absolutely NOT pissed or something… Stuff like that can happen. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to be there nevertheless ;-)

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Off to dress up for Alex’s birthday party (Do you think I should show up in a wolf-shirt?)

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Did I miss anything? What do you appreciate about Alex Meraz? Did you make a special Alex Twiporn for his birthday? Wanna wish him a wonderful day and that someone thought of getting him a Team Paul cake? Whatever it is, tell us in the comments or via e-mail! And for even more good times follow us on Twitter!

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