The Wolfman’s Daughter

There’s a lovely two legged dear

with long flowing hair

that sparkles like a waterfall by day

whose bright smile

lights up the world just like the sun

whose curvaceous body

turns on the boys, makes en wild

with the forbidden desire

to get inside her pants and blouse

yet they know better

than to dare to touch the maiden

lure her behind a bush

much less trap her on the backseat

of their road machine

too scared to ask her out on a date

cause she’s the only

lovely daughter of the Wolf Man

who’ll rip off their head

break em all in half in a heartbeat

eat their liver for lunch

if they dare to touch his daughter

yep its for the best

to leave the sexy doe eyed maiden

alone unless you’ve got

a death wish best to let her pass by

admire the charms

of her curvaceous body from afar

cause it ya dare

to offend her dad by touching her

the Wolf Man is gonna

catch ya unawares one dark night

make ya wish you were

dead as he rips out your pharynx

beneath the stars

in the soft glow of the full moon

• Reminder: Rush Limbaugh on 'Fox News Sunday' | NewsBusters.org